What does "the Lord is my banter" mean?
It means you need to clip those long nails and pay more attention to autocorrect on your phone, dude. Ha ha, just kidding, you know I love you. And Jesus loves you. Everyone else thinks you're weird—I kid, bro, you know me!
By the way, I heard they're writing a new version of that "footprints" poem, just for you. Yeah, instead of one or two sets of tracks, it's just one long ditch where He dragged you kicking and screaming the whole way. High five, good one! Buuuuuuuuurn, dude!
Anyway, it's great we can have this kind of banter. Reminds me of how God unites all of His people, even when times are hard. . .like that time Moses built an altar called Yahweh-Nissi: The Lord is My Banner. Right before he made one with your name on it, called Yahweh-Sissy: God Thinks You're a Wuss!
AMIRIGHT? Hah! Buuuuuuurrn, buddy!
By the way, I heard they're writing a new version of that "footprints" poem, just for you. Yeah, instead of one or two sets of tracks, it's just one long ditch where He dragged you kicking and screaming the whole way. High five, good one! Buuuuuuuuurn, dude!
Anyway, it's great we can have this kind of banter. Reminds me of how God unites all of His people, even when times are hard. . .like that time Moses built an altar called Yahweh-Nissi: The Lord is My Banner. Right before he made one with your name on it, called Yahweh-Sissy: God Thinks You're a Wuss!
AMIRIGHT? Hah! Buuuuuuurrn, buddy!
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