Contact NotQuestions.com

How do I contact NotQuestions?
Well, we're on Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram.

But, how do I talk to a real person?
Are you sure you want to?

Yes!
Okay, but you realize this is a parody site, yeah?

Of course! Now give me their email!
Okay, but you know it's a parody run by actual Got Questions Ministries staff, yeah?

What do you take me for, a fool? A troll? A *gasp!* non-reader?!
Okay, okay, just making sure you're not suffering from apathelexia.

What's that?
(Where is that article? It's around here somewhere. . .) Oh, click here

Does Jeff always talk like that?
Not really. He's a really good guy.
Okay, yeah.

Wow.
Yeah.

How 'bout if I promise I'm not any of those things?
Pinky-swear?

Pinky-swear.
Okay.
fraught@notquestions.com.

"Fraught"?
Yeah, I dunno. I think I was on vacation when that was decided.

Okay, cool. Thanks.
No prob. Later.