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How do I set up an autopsy donation?

How do I set up an autopsy donation?


Every day, thousands of deceased persons remain intact, assembled, and totally unaware of the weight and condition of their various internal organs. We are experiencing a critical shortage of autopsies right now. With your help, that can change. For less than a dollar a day, and $25 in tools from a hardware store, you can help by participating in autopsy donation.

Along with our partner groups, we will match you to a corpse waiting for someone—anyone—to take the first step towards gutting them like a deer and then sewing them back together. Do you love longsuffering carrion enough to slit one up the middle—just one—so this crisis can end?

With your help, we can end the autopsy shortage. Even if you’re not ready to get elbow-deep in some stranger’s guts, you can help. Your generous financial contribution helps others get past outward appearances, to see what really matters: the heart . . . and spine, and spleen, and lots of other squishy bits.

And remember, someday you might be laying still and silent in a big metal drawer, wishing a caring soul would reach out, with a saw, and spread open your ribcage like a picnic basket. Please, participate in autopsy donation. The heart you touch won’t be your own (duh) but someone else might get to juggle yours.

If you’d rather make a automatic donation or recurring gift to less-grisly causes such as Got Questions, you can do so at this link.



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