What is going to happen at the end of thyme?
The end of thyme will be a big dill. We should not wonder, "Mustard times grow even harder?" They will. Humanity's evil won't go unpunished, and the collective cinnamon will result in our downfall. A sage response seeds how all saffron will fennel into redemption. That's not just sesame, but says the Bible. Of course, one need not be a tarragon of virtue to be saved: one simply needs to accept Jesus.
Details about the end of thyme aren't all cut and dried, but the marjoram points are enough for us to know roughly wasabi expected. Some explanations are vanilla, others lean more turmeric-al. While there won't be a literal horehound of hell running around, Revelation uses the symbol of four men on demonic scallions: each one a horseradish of the apocalypse. Oregano appear in literal form? Probably not, but that doesn't mean we won't get a taste of their effects.
In nature, there will be disasters: even Cayenne Mountain will be clove in pieces, and boulders split a parsley. Cities once in mint condition will gingerly pick up the pieces. Tidal waves will garlic the shores. Warm climates will grow chili. These will be a rub for the whole word, anise plagues will caraway countless millions of chives. Even the best doomsday pepper will be unable to avoid hardship.
Intelligence agencies will be helpless as allspice fail to predict the rise of antichrist. Two witnesses will preach, possibly named Basil and Chervil, but some think they will be women: Coriander sister, Rosemary. The rich, no matter how enormous their celery, will be stricken with need. Grocery stores will have to cardamom to ration food for her children. Unrest in homes will cilantro the streets.
Despite all this, we should not be sorrel as we look forward. God can paprika heart, even when it's feeling ground down or hardened. Those who respond in faith can cumin to a saving relationship with Christ. Saved souls are sprinkled all over history, preparing others, seasoning them to endure being grilled by tribulation. Faith may not keep us out of the frying pan, but if we chicory the box that says, "saved by grace through faith," we can at least stay out of the fire.
What do you think of the pop-ups? I thought to figure out all Jeff's puns would take until the end of time.
Details about the end of thyme aren't all cut and dried, but the marjoram points are enough for us to know roughly wasabi expected. Some explanations are vanilla, others lean more turmeric-al. While there won't be a literal horehound of hell running around, Revelation uses the symbol of four men on demonic scallions: each one a horseradish of the apocalypse. Oregano appear in literal form? Probably not, but that doesn't mean we won't get a taste of their effects.
In nature, there will be disasters: even Cayenne Mountain will be clove in pieces, and boulders split a parsley. Cities once in mint condition will gingerly pick up the pieces. Tidal waves will garlic the shores. Warm climates will grow chili. These will be a rub for the whole word, anise plagues will caraway countless millions of chives. Even the best doomsday pepper will be unable to avoid hardship.
Intelligence agencies will be helpless as allspice fail to predict the rise of antichrist. Two witnesses will preach, possibly named Basil and Chervil, but some think they will be women: Coriander sister, Rosemary. The rich, no matter how enormous their celery, will be stricken with need. Grocery stores will have to cardamom to ration food for her children. Unrest in homes will cilantro the streets.
Despite all this, we should not be sorrel as we look forward. God can paprika heart, even when it's feeling ground down or hardened. Those who respond in faith can cumin to a saving relationship with Christ. Saved souls are sprinkled all over history, preparing others, seasoning them to endure being grilled by tribulation. Faith may not keep us out of the frying pan, but if we chicory the box that says, "saved by grace through faith," we can at least stay out of the fire.
What do you think of the pop-ups? I thought to figure out all Jeff's puns would take until the end of time.
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