How can I avoid a whore herbal eternal destiny?

Well, first of all…

Uhh, hang on. That's not going to…umm. OK.

So…no. Sorry. Nope. Not touching that one. Here's the real article, peace out:

How can I not go to hell?
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What?

Jeff, is that really what you thought it said? It's not whore herbal destiny, it's hoar herbal destiny. You know, when you put your mint and basil out too early in the spring and it gets that cool, fuzzy frost? The answer's pretty basic—don't put your herbs out too early. Although, we get hoarfrost seldom enough in Colorado that I wouldn't mind too much. But, you're right. Losing a batch of oregano is small potatoes compared to the horrible destiny of going to hell.

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