How can you interrupt verses with Greek?

Not many know that Paul was was a total ham. Which is ironic for a Jewish man. As Luke read back the book of Acts, Paul kept interrupting with terrible puns. For instance:

When Luke read about the Acropolis, Paul said, "You Odyssey this view!"

When the philosophers said they would listen to him, he said, "Oy, I should be souvlaki!"

When Timothy asked Paul what happened at the Acropolis, Paul refused to answer. "What Athens at the Acropolis, stays at the Acropolis!"

When the Jews pressed charges against Paul to Gallio, Paul said, "You're getting on my last Minerva!"

When Paul left Corinth, he called out, "Greece, I'm going to myth you!"

He told his friends there, "I falafel I have to leave!"

When the ship taking Paul and Luke to Rome was caught in a storm, but they saw the harbor at Phoenix, Paul said, "Be still my Creteing heart!"

When Paul finally reached Rome: "Feta late than never!"

And when Luke got mad at all the interruptions, Paul said, "My Apollo-gees!"

There were many more, but you'd have to interpret the original languages to get them. I would, but it's all…well, you know!

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