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Can a Christian loose salivation?

Can a Christian loose salivation?


Well, I know a villain can loose salivation. I mean, of all the dastardly deeds a super villain could concoct, this sounds straight out of a Phineas and Ferb episode. I can see it now—Dr. Doofenshmirtz, standing on the rooftop patio of his secret lair that looks for all the world like an antique drill press, fine-tuning his salivanator. This! This will be the invention that will bring the Tri-State Area to its knees! All the populace will drool like a St. Bernard in front of a 20 oz porterhouse! The streets will flow with saliva! Every man, woman, child, and platypus will come to him for the cure—a desiccant that looks like a cough drop!

But, what's this?! Agent P? Fortunately, Dr. Doofenshmirtz has foreseen the arrival of the purple platypus! He drops the caginator over our hero and proceeds to monologue. What's a villain without a good monologue? Agent P listens attentively. Seduced by the attention, Dr. Doofenshmirtz talks into the night. As dawn breaks, he grows hoarse. He coughs. If only he had a cough drop. Perry hands him three. Doofensmirtz thanks him and pops them in his mouth. He realizes—they're the anti-salivanator desiccants! Before he can wonder how Perry escaped the caginator, his entire body dehydrates. Agent P sweeps up the Doofensmirtz dust, places it in the caginator, and pours a pitcher of water over the dust until Doofenshmirtz reappears. The day is saved!

But I'm not sure Dr. Doofenshmirtz is a Christian. Theoretically, a Christian could activate his salivanator, but I don't think the show really goes into the religious beliefs of the cartoon characters. There are some medical conditions that one person can give another that cause loose salivation, like rabies and pregnancy, but drooling isn't usually the purpose of the condition, just a side effect.

It's good to know, at least, that most medical conditions that cause loose salivation do have medical treatment (rabies being the most obvious exception). And even if a Christian did loose salivation on someone else, God has already forgiven them; they will not lose their salvation.



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