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What does it mean that the two will become one Fresh?

What does it mean that the two will become one Fresh?


Have you heard of the old nursery rhyme about Jack Sprat and his wife?

Jack Sprat could eat no fat;
His wife could eat no lean.
And so, between the both of them,
They kept the platter clean.

As if 2020 couldn't get any weirder, this nursery rhyme is coming true right here in the Got Questions Ministry's office.

The boss and his wife found a deal on that Hello Fresh meal kit delivery service. They're both really busy; he's an elder and is going to school, she's a kids' ministry leader and does contract work. Then add their jobs at GQM, and meals are often take-out or bowls of cereal.

So when they found a Black Friday deal for Hello Fresh, they decided to sign up. It works out pretty well—the kits come with meat and sides. The thing is, the boss doesn't eat vegetables. Well, he'll eat asparagus grilled under a steak. The boss's wife loves veggies. She loves meat, too, but she's been known to have a big bowl of rabbit food for lunch, crunching away while murmuring to herself, "This is so good!"

The meal kits work well for them. He'll eat most of the porkchops, she'll eat all the veggies, and they'll split the potatoes. Just one more way that, when they got married, they became one flesh.



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For us it's more Hellow this used to be Fresh but you forgot it on the porch.

This is what WOULD happen if GotQuestions.org genuinely, honestly answered all the mis-typed, autocorrected, or otherwise altered "spiritual" questions that come their way every day.

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