Should a Christian own wontons?

So, I'm going to assume you don't mean delicious little pockets of goodness dipped in a salty sugar sauce. Those are things you consume, not really something you own. At least, not for long.

I mean, unless you forgot the three crates you bought at Costco two months ago.

Do you mean NFTs of wontons? Yes, you can even buy a NFT of a photo of a bowl of wonton soup for $44.37. Or a photo of a man with fried wonton and some kind of greenery tied to his face. I think it sold for about $1200.

I am so, so desperately confused.

I still don't get the whole thing where you buy the rights to a receipt and the link to a png that everyone on the internet can have access to and that's stored on a server that may or may not be maintained.

If you'd like something more reputable, there's an Andy Warhol original. It's a…a…okay, I'm confused again. A Polaroid of a silk-screened print of a can of Campbell's Wonton Soup? Or a silk-screen of a Polaroid of a can of Campbell's Wonton Soup? Did he take the Polaroid? Did he do the silk-screening? What is going on?! Anyway, it's for sale for 28,000 pounds.

"Pounds" meaning the British unit of currency. You can't pay with 28,000 pounds of wonton.

If you really want to own a wonton, I'd go with a plushie. They're super cute—you can even get a crochet pattern of Bao! Or this cute wonton light. Plus there's wonton dog toys. That would have been really handy this last weekend when we were dog-sitting our friends' goldendoodle. Best floof in the world, but he ate a soap tray, the lid to a can of shaving cream, and a pair of swim goggles. And we can't find the nail for the calendar. Serious pica problem.

Actually, he kinda looks like a giant, floofy wonton.

So, yes, Christians can own wontons. Own them, mint NFTs of them, take pictures of silkscreens of them, crochet them—you could even throw them at your enemies.

But try the fried ones. Steamed wontons are too squishy to make very good weapons.

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