Can Got Questions help me with my Sunday massages?

Got Questions is more than able to answer spiritual and biblical questions—but your shiatsu technique is outside our area of expertise. We're humbled to know how many people rely on our ministry for assistance. That includes everything from laymen looking for help with Scripture, to pastors doing research for their Sunday messages. We can help you work the kinks out of a Bible passage, but not so much with the kinks in your lower back.

The Bible offers some helpful tips and advice on many topics, even those which aren't explicitly spiritual. However, Scripture isn't meant to answer every possible question. To be honest, massage is one area where you probably want to avoid using a biblical approach. The closest thing to "massage" in the Bible is found in Ezekiel 16:4, which refers to lovingly rubbing a newborn baby…with salt. That's probably not something many people in the modern day are up for.

Of course, now that we've mentioned it, Gwyneth Paltrow will probably start recommending salt massages for all sorts of people and body parts. Neither Got Questions, nor the Bible, are taking the blame for that.

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