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What were the ten plaques of Egypt?

What were the ten plaques of Egypt?


The Ten Plaques of Egypt are bronze plates that identify the locations of the ten best movies filmed in Egypt.

I've only seen four of them: Jumper, The Mummy, The Spy Who Loved Me, and Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen. My reviews are: "Okay," "Too many bugs," "Can't remember," and "Ugh. I'd rather watch Bumblebee."

If I could add films set in Egypt, I would include:

The Fifth Element: Those alien robot things are so cute!
Sharknado 5: Global Swarming: All the Sharknados are extraordinary, but this one? Exquisite art.
Raiders of the Lost Ark: No explanation necessary.
Lara Croft: Tomb Raider: I'm fairly indiscriminate when it comes to Lara Croft. I like all of them.
Stargate: I've been in Cheyenne Mountain. It's totally real.

That only adds up to nine, I know. I just can't bring myself to love X-Men Apocalypse. I found it hard to care. But that's okay. If I can't fill out the list it's not like God's going to strike me with ten plagues.



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I'm looking forward to Branagh's 'Death on the Nile.'

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