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If you want a weekly
massage, you've come to the wrong place.
First of all, we are an internet-based ministry. While augmented reality is in the future, the technology to give someone a massage over the internet has not yet been invented.
Secondly, the GotQuestions.org staff is almost entirely comprised of introverts. We can barely stand being around people we don't know, let alone touching them.
Third, all the computer work has given us all poor posture and mild cases of carpal tunnel. If any deserves a massage, it's us.