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How can I subscribe to your weekly massage?

How can I subscribe to your weekly massage?


If you'd like to subscribe to our weekly message, you can do so here.

If you want a weekly massage, you've come to the wrong place.

First of all, we are an internet-based ministry. While augmented reality is in the future, the technology to give someone a massage over the internet has not yet been invented.

Secondly, the GotQuestions.org staff is almost entirely comprised of introverts. We can barely stand being around people we don't know, let alone touching them.

Third, all the computer work has given us all poor posture and mild cases of carpal tunnel. If any deserves a massage, it's us.



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No, our one extrovert doesn't give massages, either.

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