What does the Bible say about women pastures?

Controversy over the exact nature of heaven is not nearly as heated as debates over women in pastoral positions. However, a few obscure manuscripts indicate a notable feature of the new heavens and the new earth will be "women pastures." These glorious fields will allow women to do all the things women love to do: gossip, complain, go to the bathroom in groups, and sit around like hens just th9uabgmzl4444444444444444444444444444444—

OK, now that my husband's "taking a break". . .on the floor. . .next to the desk. . .and I've found a working keyboard, let me tell you what a real "woman pasture" in heaven would be. Somewhere for the ladies to be in groups. Or alone. Somewhere to talk in groups, or pairs, or be quiet in threes, or alone. To run, or sit, or eat, or read, or do whatever she wants to do without some Y-chromosomed neanderthal mansplaining how she should be better using her time.

Now, before he wakes up. . .or bleeds out. . .how do I upload this?

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