Do we have to keep the sad Beth?

Beth is a long-time employee here at Not Questions. Her job description is: everything the boss doesn't want to do. You might think that working at Not Questions would provide very few opportunities for Beth to be sad, and you'd be right. But she does come across things that break her heart:

When she's just finished rearranging the storage room and someone throws in a bunch of boxes that aren't broken down.

When she has to go to the post office to get international stamps but the line is long and she forgot her phone.

When the dish soap dispenser is empty. She knows that no matter how carefully she refills it, when she puts the plunger back in, soap is going to ooze all over the counter.

When she's putting up Christmas decorations and realizes she doesn't have enough stockings.

When she forgets her laptop cord at home.

When the GQKidz editor eats all the chocolate-covered espresso beans even though you don't actually like coffee, Missy.

When the out-of-state co-workers come to town but then have to go home.

When the boss refuses to accept that desk weasels are perfectly acceptable office enhancements.

As you can see, Beth gets sad at really small things. She's kinda melodramatic. It's rather annoying. She really needs to get over herself. Maybe keep the Sabbath or something. But we have to keep her.

She's the only one who knows how to unclog the Keurig.

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